gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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I’ll call animals whatever I god damned please. It should be glad I’m not eating it. Hell, maybe I am. It’s delicious.

Once animals figure out how to invent Naturmblr and start complaining about all their imaginary genders not appearing on government forms and retarded ‘problems’ that exist only thanks to the privileges of them living in a modern age they contributed nothing towards creating, then I’ll treat them just like regular people. As idiots. Then I’ll fucking eat them because god damn chicken you good. Wait, excuse me. He/she/smizmar is delicious. My deepest apologies, Supper.

hekyll-jyde:

honourcall:

letsplayquotes:

Just remember that Egoraptor drew every screenshot of Luigi’s Ballad.

Guess these guys just fucked around….

Three of those frames are mine lol.

People’re crazy if they think he somehow magically had the time to do anything more than keyframe work - hell, maybe only the drafting, who knows - in a full frame to frame (by 2s or 3s, it looks like in most cases) cartoon while also doing GG stuff each day, all day. If the “Animation Assistance” part of the credits had just said “Egoraptor” it wouldn’t really be surprising. One person would have flaming stumps for hands after a few months of trying to perform such a task. Maybe flaming knubs for legs too. Depends on how dexterous you were.

indonesianbob67:

heres a tbfp poster picture hing i was doing. i decided to give up cause i just dont feel like finishing it/shading. tried to fill it with as many refrences to the show as possible, its really cluttere XD

No. No, nothing needs ducks. Oh hey dragon dildo.

versescaaa:

the romantic saga continues and let me just say
everything’s comin’ up patrick

He’s allowed this to go too far. In the anus. Too far into the anus.

"The Cerise Lady." The final fusion of The Boss, Bayonetta and Samus Aran.

Check out the video of the design’s process here. Also, a playlist of the other videos from this whole series!

Considering the video covers two hours of commentary as I drew this (the whole image taking 10 hours to finish), it’s sufficient to say if you want in-depth explanations, just watch that. I explain the name at the end of this one’s video, but it’s as close to a combo of all three original’s various names, nicknames and personalities while also staying true enough to the resulting final character to be her own name / title.

The short end of it is that I took the three original characters, fused them together two at a time and then took those three fusions and fused them together to make a new character. Why not just fuse the original three? you may wonder. Fun, for one. Second, working with the fusions gives you more lead in creating a new character, since you end up with more details to choose from and less of a reason to retain major elements from the originals.

One of the biggest problems with fusions is getting them to look natural to whatever universe they would hypothetically live in. It’s easy to just shove designs together, but they just end up looking like Frankenstein monsters, if you’re not careful. I think all the fusions ended up looking all right, in that respect. I think the only thing I would have changed about Cherise here is making her gun hand held rather than an arm cannon, although that may have cost me more Samus than it was worth. The arm cannon doesn’t really look consistent with the rest of her design to me, although it’s not bad.

Like all of my designs, of course, I hate it enough to want to fix it, but enjoy the final result enough to be lazy enough never to bother. Ahh, it’s good to be poor. I think my favorite out of the whole series was The Baron, although she got the least attention. Probably the lack of curves and cleavage. Don’t worry, Cerise has chest lines to spare. Also, I like purple and cherry reds mixed together. Fabulous.

The whole series was long and arduous, but the long road ended just over two magnificent hills. I can only pray the over sexualization of three beloved gaming characters demeans us all.

techpriest-oni:

Fun fact, you can actual do rolls in armor, in fact there’s one fencer that to show off would to cartwheels in full plate armor, part of the reason for that is all the weight is distributed across the whole body, so while yes the legs and arms get some weight, now all the weight is over one place that would be unbalancing. 

Whenever you dodge anything in Dark Souls I always imagine something like this. You know what happens to people that roll around in the dirt in front of you in real combat? Right in the Estus.

what are the odds of seeing Gauged in print form? absolutely zero or just infinitesimally close to zero?
afraiddaveAsked by afraiddave

Since it’s just something I do in my spare time to amuse myself, and I will likely never even be done with the first arc (much less the three other ones), I doubt it!

Who needs Cialis?

  • Matt:Yo, my dick made out of rock.
  • Woolie:Never go soft.
  • Matt:That's how Brock Lesnar do.
  • Woolie:Never.
  • Matt:Remember when I tried to pick up the guy, but I couldn't?
  • Liam:Good ol' rock dick at my back.
  • Woolie:Stay hard the WHOLE time...that must be depressing.
  • Liam:Stabbin' a man with my rock dick.
  • Matt:Yo, you take yo Cialis and shove it up yo ass, I don't NEED that.
  • Woolie:I don't even WANNA do it, I wish I could get soft sometimes, y'all...
  • Liam:He starts crying.
  • Woolie:It's kind of a rough time, you guys...
  • Liam:Bit of a rocky period in my life...
  • I can't even hug my kids. My oldest, he lost his eye. The other children call him Winky.